一周目番外三：wryyyyyyyy

    在如此焦灼的气氛下，张少煊几人终于吃完了饭，郑战国表示要出去走走，除了张少煊几人还有段语然和郑树海几人，其他人都跟着去了，张少煊让dio一方和无惨留了下来，为了防止不测。

    张少煊带着几人走在路上，怎么说呢……感觉就像聚众游行一样，一群人向着游乐园走去。

    段语然：“呐欧豆豆，其他人都用一种奇怪的眼神看着我们唉……”

    张少煊笑了笑：“没关系，一会儿就到了。”

    段语然：“嗯！果然欧豆豆最棒了！”

    到了游乐园门口，灰蛇带着几人在门口站着，看见张少煊来了，单膝跪地说道：“首领，东西都在这了。”

    说完，身后一人拿着黑色保险箱走了过来，张少煊用指纹解锁后，拿出了里面的东西：“嗯，不错，你们也要一起来吗？”

    灰蛇：“不必了，里面我等已经检查完毕，没有奇怪人员，首领可放心的游玩。”

    张少煊点点头：“嗯，辛苦了。”随后对着身后的众人说：“走吧，今天我们包场。”说完，老婆们就进去玩了，灰蛇和身后一群世界蛇的保镖鞠躬说道：“首领玩的开心！”

    “首领玩的开心！”

    张少煊点点头，挥了挥手走了进去。

    “呐，妈妈妈妈，我想玩那个~”

    黑子抱起依依来，宠溺的说道：“好~依你~”

    “霞之丘姐姐，等等我们啦！”唯在后面喊道

    霞之丘：“真是的，唯酱你们明明是偶像，要多锻炼才好嘛！“

    唯：“唔！是律酱哒！不怪我们！”

    律：“唯你背叛我！”

    “好啦好啦快一点啦！今天我们要好好玩玩！”

    “唔！尤丝蒂亚娜！你慢一点啦！真是的！”

    “希留耶大人，我觉得是不是我们太慢了呢……”

    “可萝仔你背叛我！”

    “晓！这里这里！”

    真户晓拿着个相机：“琴！慢一点啦！”

    “saber酱！我们去吃棉花糖好不好！”

    “额……祢豆子啊，晚上还是少吃点糖比较好哦~”

    “唔！好吧~”

    “老公！看见诗羽了吗！”

    张少煊：“美智留啊，你好慢啊，诗羽都走了好久了！”

    “唔！”

    “安娜酱！我们去坐摩天轮吧！”

    “晴姐姐，我有点恐高……”

    一时间，游乐园突然热闹了起来。

    “唉？老公呢？”

    段语然也反应了过来：“欧豆豆跑了吗！”

    这时，喇叭里传来了张少煊的声音和吉他的声音

    Forallthetimesthatyourainonmyparade

    Andalltheclubsyougetinusingmyname

    Youthinkyoubrooodnesssake

    YouthinkI'mcryingohmyohwellIain'

    AndIdidn'twannawriteasongcause

    Ididn'hinkingIstillcare

    Idon'tbutyoustillhitmyphoneup

    AndbabyIbemovin'onandIthinkyoushouldbesomethin'

    Idon'twannaholdbackmaybeyoushouldknowtha

    Mymamadon'tlikeyouandshelikeseveryone

    AndIneverliketoadmitthatIwaswrong

    AndI'vebeensocaughtupinmyjobdidn'tseewhat'sgoingon

    AndnowIknowI'mbettersleepingonmyown

    Causeifyoulikethewayyoulookthatmuch

    Ohbabyyoushouldgoandloveyourself

    AndifyouthinkthatI'mstillholdin'ontosomethin'

    Youshouldgoandloveyourself

    一首《loveyouself》唱下来，张少煊一点失误没有，这种歌对张少煊来说只是洒洒水

    Butwhenyoutoldmethatyouhatedmyfriends

    Theonlyproblemwaswithyouandnotthem

    Andeverytimeyoutoldmemyopinionwaswrong

    AetwhereIcamefrom

    AndIdidn'twannawriteasong

    CauseIdidn'hinkingIstillcare

    Idon'tbutyoustillhitmyphoneup

    AndbabyIbemovin'onandIthinkyoushouldbesomethin'

    Idon'twannaholdbackmaybeyoushouldknowtha

    Mymamadon'tlikeyouandshelikeseveryone

    AndIneverliketoadmitthatIwaswrong

    AndI'vebeensocaughtupinmyjobdidn'tseewhat'sgoingon

    AndnowIknowI'mbettersleepingonmyown

    Causeifyoulikethewayyoulookthatmuch

    Ohbabyyoushouldgoandloveyourself

    AndifyouthinkthatI'mstillholdin'ontosomethin'

    Youshouldgoandloveyourself

    Forallthetimesthatyoumademefeelsmall

    IfellinlovenowIfearnothin'atall

    IneverfeltsolowwhenIwasvulnerable

    WasIafooltoletyoubreakdownmywalls

    Causeifyoulikethewayyoulookthatmuch

    Ohbabyyoushouldgoandloveyourself

    AndifyouthinkthatI'mstillholdin'ontosomethin'

    Youshouldgoandloveyourself

    Causeifyoulikethewayyoulookthatmuch

    Ohbabyyoushouldgoandloveyourself

    AndifyouthinkthatI'mstillholdin'ontosomethin'

    Youshouldgoandloveyourself

    （番外水水没关系吧？嗯……）

    一首歌刚唱完，门卫打了个电话过来：“先生，门外有人想进来玩，已经买好票了，您看……”

    张少煊走了过去：“当麻？美琴？你们怎么……晴儿呢？哦~~~懂了懂了，让他们进来吧，没有外人。”

    张少煊说：“你们把晴儿舍下自己出来玩真的可以吗？人不能至少不应该。”

    当麻：“没事的，晴儿我们交给岳母了。”

    张少煊：“行吧行吧，走走走我们唱歌去。”

    当麻：“唉？我们吗？为什么？”

    张少煊：“因为我不想码字啦！走吧走吧？”

    当麻：“码字？好吧好吧，美琴你先自己玩去吧。”

    美琴：“盯————”

    张少煊：“美琴也一起吧，没关系的。”

    美琴：“真的吗？谢谢啦！”

    WewerebothyoungwhenIfirstsawyou

    Iclosemyeyesandtheflashbackstarts

    I'mstandingthereonabalconyinsummerair

    Seethelightsseethepartytheballgowns

    Seeyoumakeyourwaythroughthecrowd

    Andsayhello

    LittledidIknow

    ThatyouwereRomeoyouwerethrowingpebbles

    AndmydaddysaidstayawayfromJulie

    AndIwascryingonthestaircase

    Beggingyoupleasedon'tgo

    AndIsaid

    Romeotakemesomewherewecanbealone

    I'llbewaitingallthere'slefttodoisrun

    You'llbetheprinceandI'llbetheprincess

    It'salovestorybabyjustsayyes

    SoIsneakouttothegardentoseeyou

    Wekeepquietcausewe'redeadiftheyknew

    Socloseyoureyes

    Escapethistownforalittlewhile

    CauseyouwereRomeo，Iwasascarletletter

    AndmydaddysaidstayawayfromJulie

    Butyouwereeverythingtome

    Iwasbeggingyoupleasedon'tgo

    AndIsaid

    Romeotakemesomewherewecanbealone

    I'llbewaitingallthere'slefttodoisrun

    You'llbetheprinceandI'llbetheprincess

    It'salovestorybabyjustsayyes

    Romeosavemethey'retryingtotellme

    Howtofeel

    Thisloveisdifficultbutit'sreal

    Don'tbeafraidwe'llmakeitoutofthismess

    It'salovestorybabyjustsayyes

    Igottiredofwaiting

    Wonderingifyouwereingaround

    Myfaithinyouwasfading

    WhenImetyouontheoutskirtsoftown

    AndIsaid

    RomeosavemeI'vebeenfeelingsoalone

    Ikeepwaitingforyoubutyoue

    IsthisinmyheadIdon'tknowwhattothink

    Heknelttothegroundandpulledoutaring

    Andsaid

    MarrymeJulietneverhavetobealone

    Iloveyouandthat'sallIreallyknow

    Italkedtoyourdadgopickoutawhitedress

    It'salovestorybabyjustsayyes

    Ohohoh，ohohoh

    CausewewerebothyoungwhenIfirstsawyou

    “唉？这不是老公的声音啊？”

    “这个声音！欧内撒吗！！”

    张少煊：“美琴你和当麻恋爱没有这么困难吧，明明是我撮合的你们还搞定了你妈。”

    美琴：“咳咳，别在意这么多细节。”

    张少煊：：“唔！字数不够，还能再水一点，来来来继续。”

    美琴：“所以你到底在说什么啊！”

    当麻：“额……我怎么突然感觉你打破了次元壁？”

    张少煊：“咳咳，别在意别在意，来来来继续！wryyyyyyyy！”

    Theclubisn'tthebestplacetofindalover

    SothebariswhereIgo

    Meandmyfriendsatthetabledoingshots

    Drinkingfasterandthenwetalkslow

    eoverandstartupaconversationwithjustme

    AndtrustmeI'llgiveitachancenow

    Takemyhand，stop，PutVanTheManonthejukebox

    Andthenwestarttodance，andnowI'msinginglike

    Girl，youknowIwantyourlove

    Yourlovewashandmadeforsomebodylikeme

    &eonnow，followmylead

    Imaybecrazy，don'tmindme，say

    Boy，let'snottalktoomuch

    Grabonmywaistandputthatbodyonme

    &eonnow，followmylead

    eonnow，followmylead

    I'minlovewiththeshapeofyou

    Wepusdo

    Althoughmyheartisfallingtoo

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Andlastnightyouwereinmyroom

    Andnowmybedsheetssmelllikeyou

    Everydaydiscoveringsomethingbrandnew

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Everydaydiscoveringsomethingbrandnew

    I'minlovewiththeshapeofyou

    Oneweekinweletthestorybegin

    We'regoingoutonourfirstdate

    Butyouandmearethriftysogoallyoucanea

    FillupyourbagandIfillupaplate

    Wetalkforhoursandhoursaboutthesweetandthesour

    Andhowyourfamilyisdoin'okay

    Andleaveandgetinataxi，wekissinthebacksea

    Tellthedrivermaketheradioplay，andI'msinginglike

    Girl，youknowIwantyourlove

    Yourlovewashandmadeforsomebodylikeme

    &eonnow，followmylead

    Imaybecrazy，don'tmindme，say

    Boy，let'snottalktoomuch

    Grabonmywaistandputthatbodyonme

    &eonnow，followmylead

    eonnow，followmylead

    I'minlovewiththeshapeofyou

    Wepusdo

    Althoughmyheartisfallingtoo

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Andlastnightyouwereinmyroom

    Andnowmybedsheetssmelllikeyou

    Everydaydiscoveringsomethingbrandnew

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i

    Everydaydiscoveringsomethingbrandnew

    I'minlovewiththeshapeofyou

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    I'minlovewiththeshapeofyou

    Wepustoo

    Althoughmyheartisfallingtoo

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Andlastnightyouwereinmyroom

    Andnowmybedsheetssmelllikeyou

    Everydaydiscoveringsomethingbrandnew

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    &eon，bemybaby，comeon

    I'minlovewithyourbody

    Everydaydiscoveringsomethingbrandnew

    I'minlovewiththeshapeofyou

    张少煊：“好啦好啦，这样水的就差不多啦，老婆们玩的开心哦，就这样，ciao~”